if you call a girl barbecute chances are she’ll be your grillfriend
if we are talking in person and i accidentally spit dont even call out i saw it and im dead inside
my favourite hobby is not wearing pants
somebody at the body shop is a fucking turbonerd with a blog
do u ever feel like u need to break up with someone but as a friend
How to recover from being denied a kiss
This might be the best thing I’ve ever seen in my entire life.
I dont think ive ever felt more of a personal connection to a cartoon character than I do to Squidward